Hinterlands Exploration
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 3:18 pm
Walks into the tavern of Booty Bay - smacking his hand at the table as a sign for some ale
Ooka...
Marlonis be muchz fight today; dere be so muchz squishy-ally dere. Da hinterlands be muchz filled lately; be tink dey helping da Wildhammer Dawves more and more. Marlonis no no care, just be dere to assist witd maintain relations ob Hill People and deir old allies da Revantusk tribe. When Marlonis be set foot on da land - muchz attack! Dey come from all ober da place!
Dey shoot arcane, fire, ice, arrows -- anyting! Marlonis miss da massibe attack just in time! Be run to lake and hide in lower part... Marlonis no no remember dat da Hinterlands be dis oberrun witd da squishy... Den, Marlonis be find muchz unfriendly. Da Hill People take no no side in da Troll War, but always be muchz goot ally witd da Revantusk, but Vilebranch Tribe be attack Marlonis now. Dis be in violation ob da treaty Hill People hab witd da Troll Tribes ob da world...
Because ob dis Marlonis be ask assistance from Nyx. Marlonis be asked by ally Revantusk to attack da Vilebranch capital Jintha'Alor. Darkspear, also close Hill People ally, ask dat we assist in assult against Zul'Farrak. Dark Spear send advisor to Hill People clan and say dat Zul'Farrak be danger to Horde peace, so clan order Marlonis get stick and wack away. Marlonis be need joo help - who be dere to assist Marlonis?
Kind of making a slow slid hopping motion a Gnome nears Marlonis
Hey there! I hear that you are to make a stop in the Hinterlands, huh?! That is great because I have some bottles up there that are all over the shoreline after some rough seas knocked them over board, but I need them! Can you please do me a favor, big guy, and...
Without even turning around to face the Gnome Marlonis plants his fist in the Gnome's face
He no no bring ale... no no care bout his bottles... *shivers* ehhhhh... Gnomes...
Ooka...
Marlonis be muchz fight today; dere be so muchz squishy-ally dere. Da hinterlands be muchz filled lately; be tink dey helping da Wildhammer Dawves more and more. Marlonis no no care, just be dere to assist witd maintain relations ob Hill People and deir old allies da Revantusk tribe. When Marlonis be set foot on da land - muchz attack! Dey come from all ober da place!
Dey shoot arcane, fire, ice, arrows -- anyting! Marlonis miss da massibe attack just in time! Be run to lake and hide in lower part... Marlonis no no remember dat da Hinterlands be dis oberrun witd da squishy... Den, Marlonis be find muchz unfriendly. Da Hill People take no no side in da Troll War, but always be muchz goot ally witd da Revantusk, but Vilebranch Tribe be attack Marlonis now. Dis be in violation ob da treaty Hill People hab witd da Troll Tribes ob da world...
Because ob dis Marlonis be ask assistance from Nyx. Marlonis be asked by ally Revantusk to attack da Vilebranch capital Jintha'Alor. Darkspear, also close Hill People ally, ask dat we assist in assult against Zul'Farrak. Dark Spear send advisor to Hill People clan and say dat Zul'Farrak be danger to Horde peace, so clan order Marlonis get stick and wack away. Marlonis be need joo help - who be dere to assist Marlonis?
Kind of making a slow slid hopping motion a Gnome nears Marlonis
Hey there! I hear that you are to make a stop in the Hinterlands, huh?! That is great because I have some bottles up there that are all over the shoreline after some rough seas knocked them over board, but I need them! Can you please do me a favor, big guy, and...
Without even turning around to face the Gnome Marlonis plants his fist in the Gnome's face
He no no bring ale... no no care bout his bottles... *shivers* ehhhhh... Gnomes...