Come ye all! To Raphusm's beer night!
Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 1:53 am
*Raphusm Is beating a crude wooden sign to the tavern wall with a 128 ounce hammer*
*He is about to swing the "final blow" when he royally pounds his left thumb*
Blood and Vinegar!
Oh, excuse me mates, twas this blasted hammer again!
Aye, yes? what be this sign sayin?
It be moi announcement to ye all!
*the unintelligent orc pauses for a moment, then the rest of his thought catches up to him*
Aye, yes this here soign be a Declaration of Raphusm Beer Night!
I'll be hae'ing these festivities weekly, and all mi mates be invoited.
So come ye one, and come ye all, I'll be hostin mah first on Saturday I beleive.
Come too the grand oult Tavern in Ogrimmar at the hour of, eh...
*Raphusm scratches his confused head, then once again, Brilliance dawns on our orcen friend*
Lets be sayin aboot 11:30pm as the Monastary bell tower rings!
Ye mates o moine may be askin, what be the meanin o these festivities?
The answer be simple, I am celebratin mah long awaited return to Azeroth!
((I also look forward to meeting you all, as my true self-Raphus McKeith, and yes there is a story behind why an orc would talk with an "irish" accent))
So Come! Yer first two rounds o yer strongest brew will be on me!
*Raphusm deal the last blow to the sign with his massive hammer, causing the walls of the tavern to shake*
oops moi bad!
*He is about to swing the "final blow" when he royally pounds his left thumb*
Blood and Vinegar!
Oh, excuse me mates, twas this blasted hammer again!
Aye, yes? what be this sign sayin?
It be moi announcement to ye all!
*the unintelligent orc pauses for a moment, then the rest of his thought catches up to him*
Aye, yes this here soign be a Declaration of Raphusm Beer Night!
I'll be hae'ing these festivities weekly, and all mi mates be invoited.
So come ye one, and come ye all, I'll be hostin mah first on Saturday I beleive.
Come too the grand oult Tavern in Ogrimmar at the hour of, eh...
*Raphusm scratches his confused head, then once again, Brilliance dawns on our orcen friend*
Lets be sayin aboot 11:30pm as the Monastary bell tower rings!
Ye mates o moine may be askin, what be the meanin o these festivities?
The answer be simple, I am celebratin mah long awaited return to Azeroth!
((I also look forward to meeting you all, as my true self-Raphus McKeith, and yes there is a story behind why an orc would talk with an "irish" accent))
So Come! Yer first two rounds o yer strongest brew will be on me!
*Raphusm deal the last blow to the sign with his massive hammer, causing the walls of the tavern to shake*
oops moi bad!
