Partedhair's Journal

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May 25th nn"Deadwind Pass" nnMoon 1. nnNo like go through pass to get to Duskwood but it only way that Parted go cause after Duskwood be Stranglethorn and that where gorilla camp live. Parted always go each week for stash of tasty banana but Parted think gorilla this time set trap so Parted keep close eye on ground and leaf and sky case gorilla have hate for Parted. It seem that new motorbike make too much noise in jungle and that make animal aware that Parted be coming so Parted leaf motorbike in bush where hide good and continue hunt for banana. No know why always confuse, but fellow guildmate say to Parted that best way get coconut from tree be to shake palm then move quick or else coconut aim for Parted head and come down and smash and Parted get angry and no good. nn Parted look forward in take advice and move quick and then good. Parted hope reach gorilla camp quick and quiet too. Parted bag Gussish of Kingship from early yesterday and it feel good cause it be while since bag Kingship and Parted excite. But no want go off on that…Parted focus on get banana stash and then good. If Parted get stash...then it uphill cause gorilla run fast and make groan noise when chase Parted and it always funny and if Parted laugh mighty then slow down cause then stomach hurt from laughter so Parted need keep mighty focus on banana stash and escape and no laugh and then good. nn Elf say hand too big like hoof and he no sell Parted quill to write so Parted use burnt twig and it work fine. Elf say come back cause he make special write tool for Parted. That very thoughtful of elf considering how long it take Parted to get use to elf relation.

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May 26th n"Thunder Bluff" nMid-Sun nnBluffwatching duty be very heavy. But no heavy like boulder heavy be. It heavy cause Hunter Ragetotem call back some of guard that away to see family and after last night attack on the Chief, there be many caution that take. Parted be pull away from herb gather and get urgent letter from Honor Guard Hunter Sagewind so Parted suit up and continue to guard and then good. nnFor some reason, Parted no know why it not okay to scout Chief rise. It only open for lower seasoned tauren and honor guard. But Parted understand and respect order make by Ragetotem. It no deal cept Parted wish knew why and then help mighty. Now this bigger watch Parted think. Mentor go away to gather supply and kodos and take Hump too to teach Hump how to catch best kodos. It good thing consider that Parted be very busy and trust mentor Geronimojojo. nnHonor guard tell Parted to stay on duty for while and Parted no know how long but if too long, then may no be able to attend to Tribe Nyx business. Parted hope they understand and then good. After circle and scout middle rise, Hunter Sagewind ask that Parted scout Spirit Rise and zepplin carriage. There be many strange happening in recent time and Sagewind want make sure there be no trouble on Spirit Rise. nnParted agree mighty. With Pool of Vision already guard good, possible threat may no be from undead but stealther and no good. Parted keep close eye and snout sniff good case smell a good find and then good.

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May 27th nBloodhoof Village nHalf-Sun nnHunter Ragetotem ask that Parted continue guard effort in Bloodhoof Village. Parted agree cause Seer Wildhorn say that kodos act restless all week and many no know why. Ragetotem belief that cause they may act the way they do be cause weather but Parted no belief it only weather. Baine Bloodhoof ask that Parted no ride on motorbike round Village cause disturb sleeping tauren and young ones too and no good so Parted obey and then good. nnArms tent get new kodo caravan chipment from early so Parted help unload caravan and help stock armor and supply and then good. Chief of Village, Baine, hope that kodo calm cause later there be meeting with seers and guard to safeguard Village. Parted no know if they want Parted round when they speak. For now, Parted circle camp and look for thing that out of ordinary. Something need be done bout restless kodo. They won't eat the food. No good.nnAhab Wheathoof alway lose that damn dog. Parted lose count how many time find dog and feed tasty plainstrider lunch but if that tauren lose dog again then that it! n...But Parted good tauren so Parted help find again. No know how long Parted be here for. It like yesterday when guard Thunder Bluff cept this Village and no big city so it easy to guard and then good. So far there be no disturb other than restless kodo and missing dog. Parted love quiet and peace and hope no thing happen to nice village.

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May 28th nNorthern Barrens nMid-Sun nnIt appear that meeting with Bloodhoof Village seers and Baine Bloodhoof go fine. Skorn tell Parted of kodo news but Parted no like idea of putting down restless kodo. If kodo no eat food, then that no mean kodo curse and no good. That be one order Parted no carry out ....kill poor kodo cause no eat? No good. Baine tell Parted that guard duty up in Bloodhoof Village but there be some tauren guard up north of Crossroad that need motivate and no move and slack and no good. Parted leaf village and go find guard post in Barrens. nnThere be many young orc and tauren run round at Crossroad. Parted alway get typical gold begger and Parted give only few gold coin cause want see young ones grow and no mispend gold coin and then good. Parted can no belief orc and troll at Crossroad still have same method of edumacation when teach low season races same method of hunt. No know why they no switch tact up a bit and then good. Parted laugh mighty when see sack of raptor head and plainstrider beak in troll satchel. nnParted park motorbike outside of guard post but no guard in sight. Then find two guard drink brew and laugh and look like they take break and no good. Who be guard post if enemy come along and smash guard? Parted no bother wake sleeping tauren in hammock. Parted think that good guard that need rest but no was given order to command so Parted leaf and scout area and then good. It alway quiet round here...that what child orc say to Parted when leaf guard post. Then orc look at motorbike and smile mighty and Parted point and say..that belong to Parted! nnOrc run and hide in bush but Parted no mean scare...it only lux..lux..luxury that some can have over long time work hard and have many sweat from work can attain and then good.

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May 29th nCamp Taurajo, BarrensnQuarter-Sun nnParted visit Byula innkeeper in Camp Taurajo check see if get any new guest with intention to make noise and no good. Byula say it be quiet for few day. Parted start get nervous cause it usual for Kirge Sternhorn have new traveller check list and then good. But Kirge say things be quiet. Parted ask many question with out no disrespect opinion of honor guard in area. nnMorin Cloudstrider come by camp and give Parted no good answer and no good. That when Parted get nervous cause then ask if Morin spot Hawkhump in sky. That common sign that kodo caravan head to Thunder Bluff. But Morin shake head and see hawk but it no Hawkhump. Hawkhump be most trust full pet of son Hump cept he no fight longside Hump cause prove use full if fly lone and then good. But no sign of any caravan and no good. Parted worry. Parted hope no thing happen to Hump or mentor Gyrojojo.

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June 1st nRatchet, Barrens nHidden-Sun nnIt rainy here for once Parted think. Bout time it rain cause already dead dry and no good. Parted stop here for motorbike fuel and many supply for when cross Great Sea to Goblin Bay. nnIf Parted were no so shock and frantic bout search for mentor and son.. then maybe be continue guard Mulgore from 'liance attack but too focus on search. No good. Parted lose sleep too. No a good thing. Sleep portant cause restore en..enn.. inergy and that build muscle and make mind sharp. No like sharp like sword or dagger slice..it no mean like that. It mean by rest when eye shut and then mystery vision many get when have rest til morning. ...Parted no sleep much but start see strange dot through eyes. No know if that good or no good. nnHope finish gernal entry 'fore ship come soon. It be long time til reach bay on other side of world. Goblin tell Parted that ship have...comfy hammoc. Zz...Parted so sleepy.

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June 2nd nDalaran nHalf-Sun nnParted no mean be mean to elf girl but she claim that clothing for ceremony be wrinkle-free. If Parted ever hear that 'fore. But still see wrinkle in clothing. She laugh like Parted a child and no good. She claim there no wrinkle and call Parted big blind tauren with ruffle hair. Then Parted get angry but try control temper and that it only clothing. But ceremony come later and that a big thing so Parted no know how treat situation. She say come back so Parted do that. nnIf goblin knew how smooth horn out good, Parted let goblin continue but charge big gold for horn smooth and hoof pollish. Elf, goblin..Parted no know who else add to list of mistake for groom service for ceremony. Parted want goblin no to crack horn and make smooth and pollish hoof like mirror. So no lose hope just yet. If Parted find wrinkle in clothing from elf, Parted no tip elf! Parted already nervous of special occasion and hope hair stay at perfect part.nnParted thank full that find Mentor and Son Hump in Grom gol base camp. It turn out they decide stay until gather month long banana stashes and that good. Parted was be mighty worry of safety. But almost lose faith in mentor's protect over Hump. Hump laugh mighty when see Parted face. It shame they can no attend wedding of Leoness and Desias. Father Pawache can no attend too but Parted pass long word of their absense and words to couple and then good. nnThis for any who read this...if you cross sea from Ratchet like Parted do...no try food special aboard ship. It make poor tauren friend sick in hammock. You belief it true and belief Parted and sick tauren.

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June 5thnSilvermoon City nFull Moon nn...Rough day for Parted but it appearsh that Parted someday beat thatsh gnome in motorbike racesh. Tea taste funny Parted think...hic! It come close, but then get angry and gnome want fight but Parted use fist for smash 'bility. Box go'sh good...hic! That whatsh Parted thinksh. No mean make mighty confuse...Parted no want ever be friend but prove that beat in motorbike race and then good...hic! nn...hic! ...hic! Thish be quiet place drink tea Parted thinksh. It no shmell like home but...hic! it shmell good like rosesh pedal. nn...hic! Parted sometime..wish dumb war end soon..hic! this no good for raise son Hump ...hic!...no good. nnParted thinksh get in trouble from drink tastysh tea but way thingsh go lately..Parted no care...hic! ...Parted sad but angry too and need make mind up whetehr be sad or anrgy but no can choose..hic! ...maybe take break...no like some people. Parted smash them! want smash them good....so fit of ...hic! ...no good. burp no good too. no good. ...hic! ... elf say bed comfy...Par Parted think floorsh comfy. nn ..floor shmell good.

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June 7th nKodo Boneyard, Desolacen5:31AM nnThe fools atop of the hill have called out through parts of the night. Do they have respect for dead kodo? This place is littered in kodo bones and has provided a quiet atmosphere for a much needed sleep. If only the tauren in the camp above had the strength to carry their heads.

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June 10th nZul'DraknCloudsnnI had come out here to greet the commander but Bersark has shown up and had dueled me. He put up a good fight but I ended it quick. That foolish gnome warlock appeared from the sky abaord his beat up flying machine. Naturally I wasn't going to stand around and let that bull kill the gnome. I order that Sneigh attack Bersark in self defense. Bersark took a few good blows but managed to escape. These are not my orders. I am not in power to order another alliance around. I must complete my mission. nnLast night in Booty Bay, I had set the perfect net trap for the son of his bull. The mighty Partedhump had thought I'd lost it and ran back onto the ship the moment he saw the scars. I'll get him once I find Gyrojojo. If only I can lure Gyro out from hiding by using Partedhump. There's always a way. That young bull cannot hide behind the silk fabrics of an elf forever!