" lol " Moments of WoW

[Leilen]

This one isn't an In-Game "lol" Moment, but It deserves attention.

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If WWII was a Wow Raid

England: Ok everyone, this is a simple fight, basically we are going to form one big circle around Germany and slowly dps it down. Can uh someone please help me summon the US.
US: Uh yeah guys, I'm in the bank sorting my bags out, dont summon yet.
Poland dies.
England: POLAND WTF WHY START THE FIGHT!
Poland: Dude I didn't he just aggroed.
Austria-Hungary is afflicted by mind-control.
England: SOMEONE PICK IT UP NOW
France: It's coo i got this
France casts German-France border shield wall.
Germany casts go-through-belgium.
France dies
France: FFS why do i always die so quick
England: OK WTF WHY AM I TANKING, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RANGE DPS FROM OVER HERE. OK i need 2 people to help summon US, we still got this.
US: Wait, i'm just looking at cloth on the AH, don't summon.
Germany takes flight.
England: OK OK OK, he's in phase 2, I need all heals on me.
Canada: Dude, just bandage yourself.
Italians attacks British Somaliland in East Africa
British Somaliland: Adds have spawned.
Greece dies.
Yugoslavia dies.
Greece: F$%@ing blitzkrieg, that Sh$@s way too overpowered.
England: Ok russia, you need to pull aggro and collapse all the way to Stalingrad
Russia: AH wtf, i was supposed to be dps, goddamn you noobass tanks.
US has been afflicted by pearl harbor.
US: AH WTF
England: ??
US: My durability on my weapons just went down like 50%, what the hell?
Australia: OH CRAP AN ADD JUST SPAWNED ABOVE ME, helppppppppppp.
US: Ok summon
US: wth
England:
US: You guys are like tier 1, and wtf france you're still using greys?
France: /w US Can i have some money plz?
England: Ok we got this side covered, how's right side?
Russia: just popped mass production, i'm coo
Germany becomes enraged and launches V2 rockets.
England: Ok stay away from those and get him down quick
Germany dies
US: Ok all on Japan
England: US, execute
US launches Enola Gay
Japan: Stay your attack mortals, I submit, I SUBMIT.
US: LOOT
England: ohhhhhh, this should be interesting [Germany], ok roll if you need.
US rolls 50 (1-100)
Russia rolls 50 (1-100)

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Taken From: http://community.livejournal.com/wow_ladies/3132950.html#cutid1

[Aitana]

I lol'd at that one

[Leilen]

Seeing as I'm bored, I've added colour-coding to the ubove "lol" Moment. Hope it makes things a bit more user friendly.

[Virax]

I'm not sure if anyone else will find this funny.

I was in AV as Throatcutter. I was taking the SH Bunker, I think it was. One of the Wing Commanders is asleep in there. I was just about to waken the Wing Commander when an Alliance pally ran in. I was 60 and he was 52. I figured I had time to kill so instead of attacking him right away, I went ahead and woke up the Wing Commander, figuring I would deal with the pally afterwards.

For reasons I cannot grasp, the pally saw me and the Wing Commander and decided to attack the Wing Commander. For those of you who do not know, the Wing Commanders are 60 elites and have very specific missions. If you do not touch them, chances are good they will skip you and go about their mission. If the pally had attacked me, chances are very good that the Wing Commander would have skipped him completely and gone about his mission. Instead, by attacking him, he now had a 60 elite to deal with as well as me. The pally was a level 52, remember.

I just sort of stood there, not sure what to do. The Wing Commander was eating him alive, so he bubbled. As much as I hate Alliance, and I really, really hate them, I just could not bring myself to attack this guy. I assume he was very new to AV and was already learning a tough lesson in the toughest way possible.

Then I snapped out of it; his bubble wore off, I stealthed and stunned him so the Wing Commander could finish him off.

What the hell was I thinking for even having a moment of mercy cross my mind?

[Leilen]

Saw this while I was browsing the Silly page of WoW Wikki.

WoW Wikki "Silly" Page
The Felguard Poem

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I'm jealous of every Felguard
Underneath the sun
I don't wish I had a Felguard pet, no
I wish that I WAS one.

Oh I wish I was a Felguard,
with bad teeth and spiky back
With a charge that doesn't miss
Whenever I attack

To be able to enter combat
With a bar full of blue rage
to start shooting off specials
the very moment I engage!

To wield a mighty 2H axe
without worry of the cost
A felguard isn't 'normalized'

so no rage there is lost

And to fight my foes half naked
without a speck of fear
Oh to be a felguard
un-dependent on gear!

Sure I'd be a warlocks slave
won't bother me in the least
No different than things are now
I'm shackled to a priest!

So Blizzard if you're listening
(Yeah right, we've no such luck)
I wish I was a Felguard
So then I could cease to suck.

By Cwnannwn of Argent Dawn, US
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[Leilen]

I thought I'd revive this depressingly old thread with something from the records of my Alliance Guild's Forums.
Just a note of warning, some of these may or may not contain humour that some of you may find offensive - this list is as old as Nyx so I may have forgotton. Also, we're all crazy, don't say I didn't warn you.

Things that make me smile..., One liners and great quotes I've heard.

It's a good thing there aren't more women scientists. If there were humans would think we evolved from peaches and bananas.

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You come to Brilliant things while sitting on rocks in Greenwich. The more naked you are, that better the thoughts.

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Surprise! I'm a man!

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I need you like a blood elf needs the sunwell.

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For great justice... err wait no, I'm the bad guy, aren't I?

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Bagels in the rain...

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If I walked around without any pants, Would you feel akward?


he awesome perversion of pipes, fitings and the efficiencies of filtration.


Small changes can have great effects on penetration.


Make sure you use the right hose/pipes for the proper application.


What would Galbados do?


The tongue moves! It's a movable tongue!


A little less zealousism please!


Lail is a douche!
(that one never gets old)


Nice Bwinkah, Jewk Face!


So I got my name by picking my favorite animal and my class. (Dragonsrogue)


Hmm... if I were that original I probably would've been...

(I get out of work and after my evening shower as I walk out of the bathroom, my younger brother is passing by and flourishes his new phone. T = Tom, be it noted that our gangstaness is primarily mock gangstaness)

T= Yo, check out these hot ring tones. (Plays ringtones randomly)
P= Right.... (Raises eyebrow and walks into my room and sits down at my computer)
T= (Follows and finds one rather random song) Hey! I'm shakira! (Begins dancing like... like you don't even wannna know)
P= (Sighs and turns on his computer)


"All right,, enough fun for the day. It's time to play WoW."


"Man... it takes so long to collect human skulls, I'm sure I have more I just can't find them yet."


I've got a flare on my ass!

J: Since when can you link in trade chat? When did they change that?
Me: ...Since always J, it's trade chat.
J: Ooh...


Define Irony...a protection warrior (Defender of all, taker of hits, savior of the life,) kills a paladin. And...its Jori!
And if Gal killed her he would've kicked-..carried her body to like RH or something. <.<
Oh yeah, back ontopic...
Seeing Mel and El back on and Lail, Nao, and J back on with regular frequency AND seeing Tav back on! I was so lonely without you guys...


I would start playing again but I'd have to download the patches for WoW. Which makes me want to punch babies.


God forbid you're in a nursery when that happens


It'd be like AvP R but worse...


Elly: I'm a woman I'm moved by emotion.
Nao: You're not a woman! You're a robot!


Galbados:
HALT!
NAE!
DESIST!
ART THOU CABBAGE IN MY PANTS!?
WHAT ART THOUGH CABBAGE IN MY PANTS!?


And shouting PREP
P
R
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P

PRE
P
PREP!

Hey Ras!
HEY HEY HEY HEY RAS!
You should take a look at this.
But maybe it'll just make you feel bad.
*Duels Lail*
She got me lower than you. WITHOUT PREP!
And she's not a cheapo pvp spec!
PREP!

[Leothiel]

I had a well-geared 70 warrior attack me when I was level 65 hoping to score some free honor on the way to Auchindoun. Frost turned him into honor for me.