Mr Lich.

[Kega]

Guy posted one on the WoW general forums and I edited it and made it my own. Tell me what you think!

You're a mean one, Mr. Lich
Your lackey is Kel'Thuzad.
You're as cuddly as a Druid,
You're as responsive as a Blizz Mod.
Mr. Lich


You're as bad as an 80 Holy Priest
With 400 plus heal!


You're a monster, Mr. Lich.
Your DoTs, they burn my soul!
Your brain is full of nerubians,
Ner'zhul tells you to "Know your role"
Mr. Lich.


I wouldn't raid you with my
25-man raiding guild!


You're a vile one, Mr. Lich.
We can never get your loot!
You pop a pally bubble (wtf Death Knight hax?),
and give us all the boot!
Mr. Lich


Given the choice between Release Spirit and
Soulstone, I chose spirit everytime!


You're a foul one, Mr. Lich.
You're a nasty, wasty Scourge!
Your blade is full of so much win,
We're all forced to Zerg.
Mr. Lich.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Tank. And. Spank."


You smell rotton, Mr. Lich.
You haven't moved in four whole years.
Your armor is frosted over,
You've got icicles on your ears.
Mr. Lich.


Your loot table is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most astounding assortment of amazing
epics imaginable....
But they all have a .1% drop!

You scare me, Mr. Lich.
Your DPS is over...well, you know.
You reap death and destruction,
All the while dancing in the snow.

Mr. Lich.


You're a three decker crunchy spider leg and bat guano
sandwich...
With Noggenfogger sauce!

[Aitana]

ROFLAO! Very good