Nyx

After my experiences in WoW, I thougt I might set up a WoW anger management hotline. The call might be something like this...

<patient automated voice> Welcome to the WoW Anger Management Hotline.

Press 1 for mindless grinding
Press 2 for kids talking smack about how uber they are and how noob you are
Press 3 for spam
Press 4 for annoying twinks begging for run-throughs
Press 5 for flirting too much with what you mistakenly thought was a man or woman
Press 6 for huntards

<What did I miss?>

Press 0 for an operator to explain that, Yes Warlocks are overpowered, but they are easily beaten by rogues so it is ok.

Press 7 for an explaination on how apparently healthy creatures live without vital organs and body parts.

Press 8 for an explanation of how perfectly flightworthy birds wear Tauren mail armor on the inside.

"We're sorry, but WoW Anger Management hotline will not be available this Tuesday {dd/mm/yy} due to system maintenance. Expect rolling restarts and delayed log times. We apologize if this is your day off."