Ronks Theroy on Undead Death Knights

[Ronk]

The story of Tom the undead Death Knight:nnnSo Tom is a regular guy, hes got a nice farm, homely wife and two brats.nnThen one day everyone in town gets sick, then the start turning into zombies.nnThey kill Tom.nnTom wakes up the next day only to realize that hes now a zombie and completely under the control of someone hes never met.nnToms new job is to kill his friends and neighbors and then eat them, he doesn't want to.....but hey hes got no choice.nnThis goes on for a year, he gets a new boss but the job doesn't change, so he keeps killing nice folk and eating them.nnThen this nice lady comes and tells him that he doesn't have to keep killing nice people and she frees him from that boss hes never seen.nnTom is so appreciative that he swears his death-life to the nice lady who freed him and asks what he can do.nnThe nice lady says to train up, get strong and take back his lands for his new people.nnTom loves this idea, trains hard and becomes a key part in the war to take back his homeland.nnTom dies again.nnHe wakes up to discover hes still a zombie, but hes back working for his old boss. (at least he gets to meet him this time around)nnSo back to work killing nice folk, Tom doesn't want to but he has to, and to be frank hes used to it by now.nnThen him and a bunch of guys figure that they don't want to kill nice people anymore so they get some help and quit their job.nnSo now Tom is back fighting his old boss.....again......and becoming a big hero.....again......and really wondering what happens next.nnNeedless to say Tom is very confused.

[Asarelah]

*falls off her chair, laughing*n*nods in admiration of how well Ronk hit this particular nail on the head*nnWell done, Ronk !!