Eyesore Online

[Eyesore]

In the Star Trek Online forums, there was a discussion thread about too many color options being available for player cutomization of their starships. One of the posts in opposition to some of the color options had this to say: nn

If cryptic is determined to let their game become Eyesore Online at least give us the ability to turn off ship and uniform customization for other characters. Let us select a defautlt pattern and uniform and be done with it.

nnThe heart in this old orc was all a flutter at the status his name would achieve in a reality difficult to grasp from a stone hovel in Orgrimmar. So what if this starship contraption is green? Orcs are green, Orian women are green. So why not a starship? And who better as captain of a green ship, than this humble leatherworker? Why, no one! But, Eyesore Online? I don't think so. More like Eyesore: Orc in Space. Now, that has a much better sound to my pointed green ears.nnEyesore ((apparently posting from a spell induced alternate reality))

[Khargh]

hahaha now that is funny

[Asarelah]

Elder!nI knew you had it in you!n/cheers wildly as the Green Orc takes to the skys above Ogrimmar!

[Aitana]

Orcs have flying ships like draenei? *Aitana boogles*nn(( Thanks for the laugh! I needed that to start my day. ))

[Lokistrazsza]

Despite both being green, I wouldn't put Orian slave girls and Orcs on the same aesthetic level. :p

[Eyesore]

I meant no offense to the Orian slave girls. What they lack in heritage, they reportedly make up for in enthusiasm. They would be welcome to serve on my ship, which I am leaning towards naming the USS Mystery Egg, an apt venue in which to deal in the trade of countless exotic birds.nnCaptain Eyesore: Orc in Space

[Asarelah]

*giggles*