Nyx

http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/788 ... -TheramorennOr for you lazy people:nn Thrall: Knock, knock, anyone home?n Jaina: Thrally!n Thrall: I was in the neighborhood...n Jaina: Aww, did you come all this way just to see me?n Thrall: Ok, yes, you got me.n Jaina:That's so sweet! I mean, I know it's not easy for you to run through Alliance territory--n Loud Voice from Outside: Dustwallow is NOT Alliance! It's a contested zone!n Jaina:...you brought Garrosh Hellscream?n Thrall: Yeah, he's my ride.n Jaina: But...n Garrosh: I think that's all the Theramore guards. I'll work on their shopkeepers and profession trainers while you two are talking.n Thrall: Hey! We talked about this already! Just...stand outside or something.n Garrosh: Fine.n Jaina: Um...what's going on?n Thrall: Yeah...we need to talk.n Jaina: OK...n Thrall: It's kind of important.n Jaina: Uh huh...n Thrall: Jaina, honey...I gotta go.n Jaina: Go?n Thrall: And I don't think the long-distance thing is gonna work out.n Jaina: Wait, go where?n Thrall: It's--n Jaina: Because I'm a mage, you know? Like, a REALLY good one. I can make a portal to anywhere. Whenever! See look--n Thrall: No, I believe you--n Jaina: There, see?n Sartharion: WHAT THE...WHO KEEPS OPENING THOSE?n Thrall: Yes, dear, I know.n Sartharion: I SMELL SWAMP WATER. IS THAT YOU, ONYXIA? I TOLD YOU, I DON'T DATE LEVEL 60 RAID BOSSES.n Thrall: Onyxia's 80 now! Jeez.n Sartharion: OH REALLY? MAN I SHOULD LOOK HER UP.n Thrall: Anyhow, I'm needed in the elemental planes. All of them. I'll be moving around a lot for a while.n Jaina: (sniff) The elemental planes?n Thrall: Yeah, it's a shaman thing. And they're not really big on, um, "unnatural" magic in there. No offense.n Jaina: But if we (sniff) work together...n Thrall: It's just not going to work out. I'm sorry, baby.n Jaina: But (snort) you said that (snorglrt) we could (sno-sno-snort)n Thrall: Ok I can't understand you anymore.n Jaina: Y-y-you said (snorglrlgrlrt)n Thrall: Here, blow hard.n **KABOOOOOM**n Thrall: Ow! Arcane explosion? Damn, woman!n Garrosh: My warchief! Has she--n Thrall: No, we're ok, aren't we?n Jaina: (sniff) (sniff) (sniff) uh-huh...(sniff)n Thrall: Seriously, just wait outside.n Garrosh: Whatever.n Jaina: ...so...(sniff)...you're saying...(sniff)...it's over?n Thrall: I'm really sorry, honey. But I have to go save the multiverse. They need me in there.n Jaina: But (sniff) you can't hearth on the weekends? Or send (sniff) letters or something?n Thrall: It's not like this is a vacation. I don't want to go, baby, you know that. But I have to save the world.n Jaina: But (sniff)n Thrall: And that means humans, too, remember?n Jaina: But (sniff) we were talking about children. Re(sniff)remember?n Thrall: Yes, I remember. We looked it up. There's only been like one half-orc in the history of ever. What was her name?n Jaina: Ga(sniff)Garona Halforcen.n Thrall: And what did she do?n Jaina: She (sniff) she killed King Wrynn.n Thrall: She killed King Wyrnn. Yes.n Jaina: Is this because of that one time I soloed the Lich King and brought him down to like 80%? Because I'm sure you could--n Thrall: No, this isn't about your ex.n Jaina: Is this because I'm like two feet taller than you?n Thrall: Actually I'm a big fan of that, really.n Jaina: Is it--n Thrall: Come on, earthquakes? Elemental rifts? Seas of lava, armies of cultists, Twilight Saga posters everywhere?n Jaina: Twilight HAMMER.n Thrall: Whatever. Anyhow you know this is serious. You know I have to do this.n Jaina: But--n Thrall: And I need YOU here, in the physical world of Azeroth. You're the most powerful mage I've ever met, and I need you ready in case I fail. Nobody else is strong enough.n Jaina: Um...ok...n Thrall: AND I need your calm mind keeping some amount of peace between Horde and Alliance, in case--n Garrosh: Get away from me, you dwarf runt! Do I look like a questgiver to you?n Thrall: Well, something like that, for example.n Garrosh: You want a quest? How about a fetch quest? Go fetch my axe! (distant yelp) It's over there, stuck in your flight master.n Jaina: You...(sniff) you really need this?n Thrall: I do. WE do. This is for the good of the whole world. You know I wouldn't leave you for anything less, right?n Jaina: (sniff) well...n Thrall: Come on, you know I love you. You know that.n Sartharion: IF YOU TWO ARE GOING TO GET MUSHY, CLOSE THAT DAMN PORTAL FIRST. I'M DRY-HEAVING ALREADY.n Jaina: Fine.n Sartharion: THAT'S BET*pop*n Jaina: But now what am I going to do? I can't date anyone in the Alliance anymore. I'm blacklisted after our time together.n Thrall: Well, there's lots of Horde men. How about Lor'themar Theron? He's pretty.n Jaina: Oh, please, like HE dates women.n Thrall: Vol'jin's a good guy.n Jaina: I heard he was seeing that tiger lady.n Thrall: Oh right. Sylvanus?n Jaina: HAH. In whose dreams, mister?n Thrall: What about Cairne?n Jaina: Isn't he like four hundred?n Thrall: Hmm, yeah. Well, his son's pretty virile. And have you see that spear he carries?n Jaina: Well...I guess maybe--n Thrall: See? You'll be fine. I gotta get moving. You stay strong for me, ok?n Jaina: ...ok...n Thrall: I'll stop by the second this whole "end of the world" thing is over, I promise. Come on, Garrosh.n Garrosh: Listen, I love seeing humans reduced to tears and all, don't get me wrong. But that was harsh, even by my standards.n Thrall: Players gotta play.nn Breccia

Hahaha that was brilliant! Thanks for posting it here