Reilei's Intro.
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:20 pm
The story of Reilei, in her own words.
"I come out of mom very quickly, ready to grow big and strong! Reilei was born to da Raventusk tribe a strong warrior! Told da shaman so! Screamed WARRIOR, punched shaman in nose. Our shaman very smart! He be tellin everybody Reilei is a warrior.
Da Revantusk be lead by Zul'jin back den. He da biggest and da baddest. He left. Dey say he be dead now, which be makin me sad. When Reilei grew tall enough da best hunters teach me how to fight and find food! Reilei love food! Da best food is da kind dat be squealing when ya eat it!
Revantusk join Horde to keep out tasty dwarfs. Reilei sent to train wit da Darkspear and fight Alliance. Darkspear train me ta be headhunter, Reilei not havin fun throwin spears all day. Darkspear be afraid when Reilei grow up, afraid I eat dem. Dey not as tasty as dey look! Send Reilei to strange places. Some place called Outland, tasty squid-faces fight Reilei.
When Reilei come back dey send me straight to da northern wastes to fight dead king. Not sure why dey send me, Reilei can't eat da Scourge! I hear abouts dis Dark Lady and meet Oracle, said she tell me what to do, say dat I be serving Dark Lady, say dat she have many enemies. Reilei thinks Alliance are enemies, and dey be lookin' pretty tasty!" Reilei cackles gleefully and helps herself to more less-than-identifiable meat from the table.
"I come out of mom very quickly, ready to grow big and strong! Reilei was born to da Raventusk tribe a strong warrior! Told da shaman so! Screamed WARRIOR, punched shaman in nose. Our shaman very smart! He be tellin everybody Reilei is a warrior.
Da Revantusk be lead by Zul'jin back den. He da biggest and da baddest. He left. Dey say he be dead now, which be makin me sad. When Reilei grew tall enough da best hunters teach me how to fight and find food! Reilei love food! Da best food is da kind dat be squealing when ya eat it!
Revantusk join Horde to keep out tasty dwarfs. Reilei sent to train wit da Darkspear and fight Alliance. Darkspear train me ta be headhunter, Reilei not havin fun throwin spears all day. Darkspear be afraid when Reilei grow up, afraid I eat dem. Dey not as tasty as dey look! Send Reilei to strange places. Some place called Outland, tasty squid-faces fight Reilei.
When Reilei come back dey send me straight to da northern wastes to fight dead king. Not sure why dey send me, Reilei can't eat da Scourge! I hear abouts dis Dark Lady and meet Oracle, said she tell me what to do, say dat I be serving Dark Lady, say dat she have many enemies. Reilei thinks Alliance are enemies, and dey be lookin' pretty tasty!" Reilei cackles gleefully and helps herself to more less-than-identifiable meat from the table.