nnnBARRENS – The Shattering's massive earthquakes and eruptions have disfigured the landscape to such a degree that Gnoogle Maps is generating outdated and wildly incorrect turn-by-turn directions. Frustrated users have been unable to complete quests or locate party members. nn"I've been directed to the Great Lift, surely on a mission of grave importance," says Cowman (22 Tauren, Warrior), a Barrens local. "But alas, this chasm blocks my path and I see no way around it. By Bloodhoof, must I consult Barrens chat?"nnBut as the Pandaran say, with crisis comes opportunity. Just as easy-to-follow directions is essential to the noob community, more adept players are taking advantage of wayward travelers by selling ports and summons at inflated prices. In the Barrens, local warlocks are offering "relocation services" to stranded players for 30-40g.nn
nnn"No, I don't think it's about taking advantage of noobs," types Kikirt (80 Human, Warlock), who declined to be interviewed on Vent. "My prices are competitive, especially if you sign up for the three-month Nev-R-Lost plan. That's unlimited summons for you and a companion, and an unending breath buff. If you're ever unsatisfied, I'll summon you back to where you were. And the buff is yours to keep, just for trying my service!"nnGnoogle representatives promise that a fix will be in place by December 7.
