In case you were confused:

[Thulcondar]

TEXTING FOR SENIORSnnSince more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting therennappears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If younnqualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you:.nnPlease pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren sonnthey can understand your texts.nnATD: At The Doctor'snnBFF: Best Friend FartednnBTW: Bring The WheelchairnnBYOT: Bring Your Own TeethnnCBM: Covered By MedicarennCGU: Can't get upnnCGIP: Can't get IT upnnCUATSC: See You At The Senior CenternnDWI: Driving While IncontinentnnFWB: Friend With Beta BlockersnnFWIW: Forgot Where I WasnnFYI: Found Your InsulinnnGGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!nnGHA: Got Heartburn AgainnnHGBM: Had Good Bowel MovementnnIMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?nnLMDO: Laughing My Dentures OutnnLOL: Living On LipitornnLWO: Lawrence Welk's OnnnOMMR: On My Massage ReclinernnOMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.nnPIMP: Pooped in my pantsnnROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get UpnnSGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go PoopnnTTYL: Talk To You LoudernnWAITT: Who Am I Talking To?nnWTFA: Wet The Furniture AgainnnWTP: Where's The Prunes?nnWWNO: Walker Wheels Need OilnnGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[Kallokain]

Five years ago I wouldn't have found any of this as humorous as I do now.nnn*facepalms*