After my experiences in WoW, I thougt I might set up a WoW anger management hotline. The call might be something like this...
<patient automated voice> Welcome to the WoW Anger Management Hotline.
Press 1 for mindless grinding
Press 2 for kids talking smack about how uber they are and how noob you are
Press 3 for spam
Press 4 for annoying twinks begging for run-throughs
Press 5 for flirting too much with what you mistakenly thought was a man or woman
Press 6 for huntards
<What did I miss?>
WoW Hotline
Moderators: Lunar Guard, The Gloaming
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Gorehorn
- The Lost and the Fallen
- Posts: 950
- Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:42 am
Re: WoW Hotline
Press 0 for an operator to explain that, Yes Warlocks are overpowered, but they are easily beaten by rogues so it is ok.
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Aitana
- Oracle
- Posts: 5152
- Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:47 pm
Re: WoW Hotline
Press 7 for an explaination on how apparently healthy creatures live without vital organs and body parts.
"And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." ~ Abraham Lincoln
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Breiten
- Friend
- Posts: 303
- Joined: Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:02 pm
Re: WoW Hotline
Press 8 for an explanation of how perfectly flightworthy birds wear Tauren mail armor on the inside.
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Baelspar
- The Lost and the Fallen
- Posts: 595
- Joined: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:24 pm
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Re: WoW Hotline
"We're sorry, but WoW Anger Management hotline will not be available this Tuesday {dd/mm/yy} due to system maintenance. Expect rolling restarts and delayed log times. We apologize if this is your day off."
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