Czaj's Beach Reports

[Breiten]

I careful to rite the place down sos Zul's an Jin's can reads it: North Tide Run.

Your enterprizin Darkspear made his way from Undercity tru da scratch pine forest to da first Beach he seen since Echo Isles.

Gettin to da Beach wasn't too tricksy, even a poor non-clever darspear like Czaj wound his way west from undercity wit no problems. If yous fites da bears, and da gnools, din some more bearz, and maybe some spidas you be going da right way.

Da beach itself is kinda a downer... No waves for da surfin, and it be muddy which is fun ta squish, but no to fun when yous swimz in!

Da fishin' be pretty good, you cans either fish witta pole like a cleverzy troll, ors you can let some of da frenzie nibble on yours toes and grab a buncha dem at once. Once you gets your fishes der's a great place for a fire, it was even going when I gots dere!

Bah. Who's I be kiddin' dis beach suks!

Czaj Out! Tells da Czaj wheres to go next!

[Warburn]

Blech.... sounds like colds watah.

If jah wanna go surfin all dah trolls likes dah jungle waves. Off dah coast of Stranglethorn be some nice surf. Jah be needin tah mind dah moorlok infested reefs doh.

Gud luck mon, cuz dah jungle ain't safe.

[Barefoot]

After reading Czaj's beach guide to North Tide Run, Barefoot decides to cross it off her list of vacation possibilities. She leaves a note with Czaj's review: I've heard of an island resort called Fenris Isle. Could you let me know how that is?

[Baelspar]

I am glad that there is someone out there finding the worst that Azeroth has to offer, so that someone of my condition does not need to experience it first hand. Imagine what those clammy waters would have done to my pores!

I have but briefly ridden through the Swamp of Sorrows. I am informed that there is a beach there. Perhaps you would be so kind as to rate that one as well. For the smell of the swamp combined with the odour of brine may be more than my olfactory senses could take.

[Leothiel]

I've spent hours in the Swamp of Sorrows. Not even their beach can redeem that place. It is infested with both Murlocs and Crocolisks. If I had to choose between the two, I would rather have hungry crocolisks around me. Additionally, the Swamp can turn the healthiest tauren sick.