Archive for January, 2010

Anub’Arak has finally gone down! [Taurahe: Moo Anub’arak moo!]

After several long, ardurous hours of of battling through several of his grotesquely-powered minions, such as his right and left…  Claw…  Val’kyr Fjola and Eydis, the horrible twins of the Lich King whom specialize in their own twisted corruptions of both Light, and Darkness.  This troublesome duo was quite the challenge for the followers of Lady Nyx, seeing as their eminations of such fearsome power were so chaotic, that there was much moving and shaking to be had, lest one be laid waste in their path.  It was quite the long and troublesome fight, we made it through victorious.  We even managed to come out with a few pieces of their own personal weapons, unscathed for our very own personal use!

Aside from the twins, we also had to force our way through many other adversaries under the rule of the Lich King, such as Icehowl, and even Lord Jaraxxus, a major demon summoned by this power-hungry gnome-thing who thought he could control it!  Through fearsome beasts, and treacherous demons, Nyxians plowed through the challenges set before them!

News Flash!

Reports have been flooding in from all over Azeroth of strange an unexplained fluctuations in all things magical!  Everyone from the Druids and Shamans of Thunder Bluff, even to the Paladins and Priests of Silvermoon, are all feeling the effects of this mysterious choas dealing with their various magics, no matter WHO/WHAT has granted them their power!

If you have any leads, or information as to what might be going on, please speak to your local wardens or guildmasters right away!

UNDER CONSTRUCTION! [Taurahe]: Moo!

The Nyxian Gazette has just recently come under new management!

Unfortunately, new management is rather unhappy with the current conditions of the office it was given.  Seeing as a pink skin blood elf used to be running the place (and decorating, too!) management has made a very tough, but important call: Time to toss all these flashy knick-knacks and over-expensive elfie stuff, and bring in the wigwams and butt-flaps!

Remodeling is underway, and a new and improved gazette will be posted post-haste the moment all of the dust settles, and when management can get all of those pesky self-sweeping brooms to stop messing up the ceremonial pelts to messing things up again.

One employee, who wishes to remain anonymous, had suggested that “The only way to rid the place of the “stench”, was ‘Purification by Fire'”

With that said, it is a good time to mention that the Gazette also now needs to fill a….  Recently-vacated position as “Gazette Contributor”

Employment Opportunities:

Do you have any special talents?  When you look at scrolls, can you actually understand what they say?  Do your friends call you funny?  (No, not your imaginary ones)  Are you good at hoofrubs?  If your answer is “Yes” to any of the following questions (especially the one about hoofrubs!) then, the Gazette might be the place for you!  Please send any and all inquiries for employment to the new Head Top High-Ruler President Magistrate Queen Shayla Roseblossom for review!

Thank you for reading!