The Nyxian Gazette has just recently come under new management!

Unfortunately, new management is rather unhappy with the current conditions of the office it was given.  Seeing as a pink skin blood elf used to be running the place (and decorating, too!) management has made a very tough, but important call: Time to toss all these flashy knick-knacks and over-expensive elfie stuff, and bring in the wigwams and butt-flaps!

Remodeling is underway, and a new and improved gazette will be posted post-haste the moment all of the dust settles, and when management can get all of those pesky self-sweeping brooms to stop messing up the ceremonial pelts to messing things up again.

One employee, who wishes to remain anonymous, had suggested that “The only way to rid the place of the “stench”, was ‘Purification by Fire'”

With that said, it is a good time to mention that the Gazette also now needs to fill a….  Recently-vacated position as “Gazette Contributor”

Employment Opportunities:

Do you have any special talents?  When you look at scrolls, can you actually understand what they say?  Do your friends call you funny?  (No, not your imaginary ones)  Are you good at hoofrubs?  If your answer is “Yes” to any of the following questions (especially the one about hoofrubs!) then, the Gazette might be the place for you!  Please send any and all inquiries for employment to the new Head Top High-Ruler President Magistrate Queen Shayla Roseblossom for review!

Thank you for reading!