Broom Doom Day!
Barefoot is calling all those that would sweep evil out from this world to gather in Lodaeron this Friday the 14th at 11:00 PM – Server Time. The list of things that need to be accomplished will be handed out then. The 15th should see rewards being handed out. Come, and be swept away.

 

 

The Lady Nyx Legacy
Aitanna has begun to revive the efforts of Warburn, Eyesore and countless others as they sought to recover the history of our great patroness. Information will be published as it is uncovered within the hallowed halls of The Bard’s ChamberQuestion any of the aforementioned should you wish to join in the search.

 

 

Where Has all the Dark Iron Gone?
That’s what Azim would like to know. Sources have revealed that it may be in the Black Rock Depths. Warburn has suggested that parties form to scour this refuge for those that hoard Dark Iron residue. The first was scheduled for this past Friday, keep checking the Forums for more.

 

 

Raiding with <Pariah>
Through Aitanna, we have a good relation with the guild <Pariah>. On the 5th of January, they plan to assault Gruul’s Lair. If your heart is stout enough, then you might be inclined to join them as they venture forth. Join their forums to let them know your intent, and they may be able to add you to their raiding roster.

 

 

My Son’s Father by Arugal
After running into one too many Sons of Arugal, Musta’Krakesh has decided to take the issue up with the father himself, Arugal. Shadow Fang Keep bears many a tale of its dark master. Brave adventurers that wish to accompany Musta should contact either him or Warburn.

 

 

I Left My Heart in Zul’Gurub
The trolls of Zul’Gurub are starting to cause problems once again. Apparently, they’ve gotten their azure mitts on various mystical tomes and papers. Undesireable is fishing up volunteers to fetch some of these things before this Zul gets out of hand.

 

 

Have You Seen This?
Barefoot wants to see him or her, that little creature(s) that cohabitates your home/hut/cave. Take a pictograph and put it in the forum for all to see.

 

 

The Horde Owns!
Is the cry of many Alliance statisticians that are petitioning the Light to bless them with more children that they may craft war upon the Horde at an epic level in view of a recent Alliance census. However, when Johannes Schultz of the Forsaken Census Bureau looked over their numbers, he was said to comment, “I have personally slain as many as they are claiming in Alterac Valley. Where are the gnomes? Looking at this, you’d think that they’d all returned to Gnomeragon and perished. I think the Alliance is playing fast and loose with their figures.” Neither the Sisters of Elune nor the Scions of Gnomeragon could be reached for comment.

 

 

Remember That Time When…
The priest pulled Onyxia with her face? Or a war broke out over a Copper Vein? If you do, the let the rest of us know. Leilen is seeking more tales of humorous happenings in the Sanctuary.

 

 

Bael’spar’s Fashion and Gossip
Once more, Bael’spar imparts his views. In Asrtanaar, Ranger Velana wore THAT armor again, even though it makes her look fat. “Doesn’t she even have friends?” questions an Elunite that wishes anonymity. Is your mail green? It should be if your cultivating that Tauren look that’s sweeping Lordaeron. Famed hair-dresser Tok’Ranar is said to be holed up in Zul’Gurub. The culprit responsible for taking Countess Alanna’s dress is still at large, lock your wardrobe lest you lose small children. Thorin Stoutfist shaves beard, causes a stir. Lady Sylvanus was too indisposed for comment.