Gorehorn Strikes Fear into the Hearts of the Alliance

Nyx’s Gorehorn raised a small army from the Barrens to Tenaris. With them, he raged fearsome war upon any Alliance forces that dared to set foot on contested territory. Alas, I was unable to remain with them after they bodily threw the Alliance out of Splintertree Post. When questioned about his success, Gorehorn had this to say, “Waaaarrrrrrrrrgh!”

 

Lordaeron Broom Dueling Season is Well Underway

Broom Doom Day has came and went. Brooms were given out to the lucky winners that were able to bring to Barefoot an incredible list of ingredients. Linkan was the first to turn his in, after the complication of forgetting the live animal sacrifice. Saugnine and Graedlyndall were tied for second. Photos of the winners and the duels that were fought with enhanced brooms are in the Bard’s Chamber.

 

“I’ll be Back!”

The words reverberate throughout the Catacombs. Apparently one day of trouncing the Alliance is not enough for Gorehorn. He declares that the Alliance will cower in their hovels at least one day of the month. Sign up today to join forces with this brave Tauren warrior in the Catacombs.

 

Raiders Unite for Keying Up

Illidan awaits all that would dare to enter his domain. Barefoot is tracking the guilds progress toward being able to defeat him. If you are nearing that point, then post in the Catacombs what stage in the quests you are at and if you need further assistance.

 

Speaking of Raiding

Many go into Karazhan ill-prepared for what awaits. Not only is their equipment not up to snuff, but their vision into the process. ((Linkan has written up what he suggests as necessary addons for raiding in the Catacombs. He writes what it does for you and why that’s important for each addon. If you plan on raiding, I would give it a once over at least. Also, post questions or concerns. Some of this stuff doesn’t come naturally. I would also advise trying them in less stressful situations if you can. That way they don’t catch you by surprise if they have odd functions.))

 

Bael’spar’s Fashion and Gossip

While it may seem that the Festival Outfit is all the rage, carefully check the label. Unless it reads “Made by Tomoyo, Zindia, or Gohjira” then you have picked up a fake. Everyone will see that, and laugh. No one wants that. Speaking of wanting, love is blooming in the air for one of our lucky Tauren ….(Scribe’s Note – Um, while I feel that my master’s column adds to the overall feel of the Gazette, I think I have to object to this tale being printed. If Bael’spar begins to mention this, just nod and smile.) Lady Sylvanus has been taking to showering herself with snow, she’s still perfect so it must be working. Thinking of styling your way through Silvermoon on a stolen Elekk? Think again, the gases produced from one of these beasts exceed acceptable stench cloud emissions. You know who you are, leave it at home!